Mr. Stratford : Okay, enough of that, I have a fork and I’m not afraid to use it. So Patrick, tell me about your family.
Patrick : My dad’s a tattoo artist. In fact, when he gets out of debt he wants to open his own shop. He’s kind of a dreamer.
Mr. Stratford : Oh. I see. And does your mom work ?
Patrick : Yes sir. I guess you could call her a dancer.
Kat : Honey, broccoli ?
Patrick : No, I don’t eat anything green.
Mr. Stratford : So what are you interested in studying at school ?
Patrick : Well, I’ve always wanted to be an astronaut.
Mr. Stratford : An astronaut ? Really ? I hope you’re working hard at science and math.
Patrick : Mm. Well, my back-up plan is to bum around Europe.
Kat : How fun would that be ?
Mr. Stratford : Not as much fun as college.
Kat : But, Dad, I could defer for a year ! Get a little life experience under my belt.
Mr. Stratford : Nothing goes under your belt ! We’ll talk about this later.
Patrick : So Dr. Stratford, can I ask you something ? Sure. You’re a gyno. What’s up with that ?
Mr. Stratford : What do you mean ?
Patrick : I mean, isn’t it weird ? Like, do you ever run into one of your patients at the market and think “oooh” ?
10 Things I Hate About You 1.12 - Don’t Trust Me
THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS ! My coloring is awful but I just had to post this scene :D